Guitar Hero World Tour Ad

Kobe Bryant, Micheal Phelps, Alex Rodriguez, and Tony Hawk relive the Tom Cruise classic moment, No I'm not talking about the jumping on the couch like a retard on Oprah.



UPDATE:

I like this commercial even more... Somehow it calls to me. I can't quite figure it out, maybe it's the lighting or something.

Batman meets Real Super Powers

So we all know Batman is suppose to be so great because he's actually just an ordinary guy with an extraordinarily coarse voice and a bazillion dollars and a company that happens to make military grade weapons and gadgets... so I guess he's not that ordinary afterall.



Ever notice that in Dak Knight, Joker actually one-ups batman throughout the entire movie! I mean Batman's suppose to be the most intelligent superhero, outsmarting anyone, but in the movie he just brute forces his way like a black skinny Hulk.

Unnecessary Censorship : Sesame Street

More *bleeeping* Goodness, enjoy!

Unnecessary Censorship : Mr Rogers

Jimmy Kimmel (from the man show, wuuuut?) has this interesting segment called the Unnecessary Censorship. This one starts my all time favorite sweater wearing, puppet playing, soft toned, mild mannered tv personality, Mr. Rogers.



Unnecesary Bleeps + Wholesome show = Comic Genius.

The Clash of the Bergs

So Mark Wahlberg was on Jimmy Kimmel a couple of days ago and Jimmy asked him what he thought of the skit Any Samberg did of him.



So mean ol Mark Wahlberg wants to punch Andy in the Nose! It's either he's a better actor than we give him credit for or he was genuinely pissed off , I prefer the later.

Then he decided to confront Andy Samberg for his skit on SNL!



Funny stuff, actually I think Andy does a better Wahlberg than Mark Wahlberg! There I said it, we were all thinking it.

For the Original Skit please click here

Epic Fail of the Day

You can always rely on skateboarders and extreme sports guys for Epic Fails



Notice how he just lays in the middle of the street afterwards, presumably to die.

The Ultimate WowGeek Mouse

I've been searching for the perfect mouse to play WoW with and low and behold...



Now I have to save $99 to buy it. HOLY SHIT. I'm a geek.

And YES, the dude being interviews is DEFINITELY GAY. I just realized he might be making this whole epic wow-mouse thing up to get into little hetero-gamers pants. Its the perfect plan, he must be stopped.

NBA 2K7 is better than Live

I've been playing NBA live for as long as they've been making them and for the first time in my life I stopped playing Live last yer, when NBA Live 08 made me cry. It was truly the most disappointing PC game ever. This year even EA gave up on NBA live and didn't even make a PC version (blasphemy!) but rival game title NBA 2K9 has decided to pick up the slack.

And from the looks of it, I better get some batteries for my PC gamepad.

Diablo3: Wizard Light show

New character for Diablo 3, the Wizard. A walking lightshow si how they descrube her, I think they just wanted to someone bring an Asian chick into the game

KI Keys for 10-17

It seems Mr. Kasper doesn't like the last batch of keys....
Nontheless we have a new batch ready!
Well.. 1 key to be exact, but it works!

Click here

Thanks to Metz for the Rapidshare account whcih allowed me to download the key at lightning speed, and for the subsequent loads of PORN that will follow.

Triumph watches David Blaine

David Blaine was that guy who used to do street magic because he said the whole performance magic was too easy and entertaining. Now he's doing it and I'm bored. Thank God for Triumph!

Grimace: The Answer

I finally found video proof to answer the aged old question, "What the hell is grimace suppose to be?"

Apparently he was some evil poop-looking monster with several limbs who was addicted to Coke and Shakes.

Originally Brown, the burger empire must have decided to that the Coke-Monster shouldn't resemble a pile of turds - less the children quickly associate the two.



And shortly after, the less menacing (more gay) ube-filled version was introduced.

Rachel Ray and the Corn Incident

Well the internet went abuzz with Rachel Ray and "Threading Corn" you can see where this is going. I too didn't even need to watch the video to know it was some perverse deal with her hand rubbing the corn. But the Reedit after the actual clip is worth the wait.




That Marvin Gay song has to be the universal sexy time song. I wonder how many videos have this as the background music.

Mark "Andy" Wahlberg

Even though he looks good in Max Payne (So far!) I still haven't completely forgiven him for his tree-racial movie, The Happening. Who would have thought you could do a Mark Wahlberg impersonation? I really hadn't noticed that he talked in a particular way until i saw this.



Pretty good huh?

The only thing missing is the pursed-lips-wrinkled-eyebrows confused look of constipation whenever there's conflict in a scene.

Bring the Payne!

a new clip from Max Payne

Slice Diced

As you may have seen/heard super underground MMA fighter Kimbo Slice was knocked out last weekend. If you watch closely you can see the promoter (at 57 secs) freaking out at the ref because his cash cow just got pummeled.


http://view.break.com/583611 - Watch more free videos

Well Kimbo could always replace that middle eastern guy that Bugs Bunny likes to mess with, Hassan Chop! Kimbo sssSlice!

The Greatest Beer Ad Ever

It's pretty easy to advertise beer to men, It's a product that most men already like. Add to that the raw power of 2 hot girls AND wrestling and you've stumbled across the universal formula to sell anything. Anything. Boobs > Will Power.

Japs just wanna have fun.

In the midst of all the new Japanese Game show knock-offs on American Television, the Americans have failed to capture the true essence of what is Japanese Reality TV. Which is to say, they are PERVES. Big Fat perves. God Bless them.

I now bring you Japanese Boobie-Bouncing Contest.



It's things like this and Miss Maria Ozawa that make me wish Japan had Won the World War and taken over the world. There would be no more war, only kinky cat-sounding porn.

Real Fantasy Football

My friend who will remain nameless (METZ =P) is seriouly addicted to fantasy sports. So i gave it a good old google search and holy shit.

FANTASY = Women in Lingerie
+
SPORTS = Any action involving a Ball and some sort of SCORING

=

Lingerie Football.

Oh My God.



It's like Monday Night Football meets Victoria's Secret. Somehow I think Vince Mcmahon is involved.

Kaspersky Goodness

It's that time again.

New keys for my babies!

download them here

Flash Hates Mozilla

If you're like me and you constantly update your Mozilla and Flash player whenever the little friendly pop-up comes out. Then you're probably encountering some Video problems with youtube or my Blog.

If you try to watch a video in Youtube (or any streaming video with Flash) and it constantly FREEZES here is the solution:

STEP 1: Whack your PC and call it Susan (Optional)
STEP 2: download the 2 files from here UNINSTALLER and OLDFLASHPLAYER
STEP 3: Run the UNINSTALL and uninstall the STUPID flash
STEP 4: Run the Flashplayer
STEP 5: Enjoy Video Goodness
STEP 6: Make you GF call out my name next time you ahve sex! (BAM)

Enjoy Kiddies!

Batman interrogates the Joker

I for one actually understand Batman. But then again, I could also clearly understand Hootie from the Blowfish.



Oh BONUS Clips!!

J-C-V-D

4 words. Jean Claude Van Damme.



I can't wait for the Chuck Norris version... CFN (Chuck Fuckin Norris!) Oh yeah!

The Dark Toy

The greatest superhero movie of our time...

Star Trek the Oscar Award Winning Verison

Space was not the final frontier...





And what about BONES? He was the foundation for that Nazi neighbor in American Beauty...

See for yourself!