FTL

And this is why you should never get married.
(Reason #6 taken from "anonymous" source)

But hey, if you care about your fingers smelling like cigs that much, this may be the solution for you. I'm thinking about recommending this for TV shopping. Probably paint it RED and call it the Finger-Free Smoker, sell it the new low introductory price of P999, but wait! Order now and you'll get a "She took my Balls" shirt absolutely FREE!