Happy New Years! LVK coming soon

Happy New Years Everyone!

I came across this trailer and I can't imagine it coming to a theater near us very soon. But here's hoping in 2009.

What's Up?

Merry Christmas guys!

My brother in law found this video for me, thanks dude.

An update of a classic.. with a surprise ending.



Change.

Wolverine Trailer

This movie actually looks okay. I somehow feel like I'm setting myself up for a big let down. But what the hell, GAMBIT is there! (#33 Tim Riggins!)

Well maybe Tony Start will make an appearance and save us.

X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE HD

Leg vs. Leg: Who you got?

UFC highlights from a match between Corey Hill and Dale Hart.

Watch him go for a front leg kick and then OMG. It hurts to watch. His opponnent doesn't even realize how he won (or why they stopped the fight) until he turns around and sees the rubber duckey leg exposed.



Sorry about the video, for some reason i can't find a decent one on youtube that doesn't plug anything.

UPDATE: Damn Zuffa keeps removing the links!!! New video here

School Girls Rock

Because one of my Bros is getting married soon, I have decided to start posting some naughty school girl (SFW) videos in memory of his Tomcat spirit.

Let's begin with Ms. Keeley Hazel.

Top Gun: The Oscar award winning version

Due to the popularity of the Star Trek Oscar award winning version, I now humbly present one of my all time favorite movies... in full Oscar award winning version.



They should definitely release this version today. It screams Oscar! or any other man names that gay guys scream out when they are being violated in the posterior.

On a side note, I have to believe that the strumming guitar background music has to be like the #1 wedding song for same-sex-not-a-man engagements.

Is that STILL Batman?

The new Terminator is set in an alternative universe where no matter how much ass-kicking Sarah did (or is still doing on TV)the terminators still come out on top.



Its nice to know Christian Bale has suck a versatile range in portraying hard ass leading roles. I think he's got it down to a science - Squintey eyes, check. Growley voice, check. Over the top screaming check. Blockbuster in the making.

The Greatest Movie of All Time

Forget the Titanic, forget The Dark Knight!

The genuises in Hollywood have aseembled the greates cast of B movie actors from across time and space... Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you Blizhniy Boy : The Ultimate Fighter.



A combination of mixed martial arts, Gary "Crazy Mofo" Busey, John "Black Dojo Karate Kid" Kreese, David "Bill" Carradine, Eric "Motherfucking" Roberts, Bolo "Bad Dude from Bloodsport who looks like a GI Joe" Yeung, Perenial Asian Bad Guy Cary Tagawa, Hot chicks with Big Boobs, blood, prison violence, police brutality, New York City...The Mother of all B MOVIES!!!

Of course we can quickly turn this into a AAA blockbuster hit with transforming robots, Megan Fox, a dead movie star, some Star Wars references, and shit loads of CGI.

... oh and that dude who does the cool movie voices.

UPDATE: I've recently been asked how this could be the greatest movie of all time without the presence of Chuck Norris, I dare say should Chuck grace us with his presence in this movie - the world may end as the amount of awesomeness will become immeasurable.

Victoria's Secret is CLONES!

Karolina Kurkova has been voted World’s Sexiest Womam. And if you look at her you can tell why, but take a closer look... she has no BELLY BUTTON!!! Which pushes me towards the obvious conclusion that all supermodels are clones or sexy fembots.



Take a closer look...