Forget the Titanic, forget The Dark Knight!
The genuises in Hollywood have aseembled the greates cast of B movie actors from across time and space... Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you Blizhniy Boy : The Ultimate Fighter.
A combination of mixed martial arts, Gary "Crazy Mofo" Busey, John "Black Dojo Karate Kid" Kreese, David "Bill" Carradine, Eric "Motherfucking" Roberts, Bolo "Bad Dude from Bloodsport who looks like a GI Joe" Yeung, Perenial Asian Bad Guy Cary Tagawa, Hot chicks with Big Boobs, blood, prison violence, police brutality, New York City...The Mother of all B MOVIES!!!
Of course we can quickly turn this into a AAA blockbuster hit with transforming robots, Megan Fox, a dead movie star, some Star Wars references, and shit loads of CGI.
... oh and that dude who does the cool movie voices.
UPDATE: I've recently been asked how this could be the greatest movie of all time without the presence of Chuck Norris, I dare say should Chuck grace us with his presence in this movie - the world may end as the amount of awesomeness will become immeasurable.
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