I just saw the trailer for Legion and i must share this awe-inspiring, face-melting experience.
Friday, August 14, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
Islanders can Jump!
Well, if they're fight-trained monsters like BJ Penn that is.
No let's see Kobe do it!
No let's see Kobe do it!
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Mario on a Rampage
Here's a video i came across, suppose to be an opening sequence for a documentary on the addictive properties of World of Warcraft. You've been warned!
FYI look for Guybrush!
FYI look for Guybrush!
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
I'm Back
I haven't posted anything for awhile. But here's a good start now that I'm back.
Here's some deleted Scene from Terminator, ever wonder why Terminators look like Arnold? and why terminators talk so funny?
Luuutenant Daaayn! Iz dat yuz?
Here's some deleted Scene from Terminator, ever wonder why Terminators look like Arnold? and why terminators talk so funny?
Luuutenant Daaayn! Iz dat yuz?
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Frank Miller's Peanuts
Presenting Charlie Brown, Frank "Effing" Miller Style...
Now I wonder what snoopy would look like.
Now I wonder what snoopy would look like.
Friday, March 6, 2009
Jack Sparrow Robs Banks! OMFG!
Now this looks like a good action movie. Jack Sparrow vs. Batman.
But seriously, BALE + DEPP. This WILL be good.
But seriously, BALE + DEPP. This WILL be good.
Awareness Test
See how many times the white teams makes a pass, i bet you don't get it.
Make sure to preload this first before you start watching
Make sure to preload this first before you start watching
Thursday, March 5, 2009
R2D2 Speaks!
It's about time someone thought about adding subtitles for R2D2, now we can all see what the little effing dude is saying all the damn time.
I <3 R2
Episode 2
Episode 3
I <3 R2
Episode 2
Episode 3
Monday, March 2, 2009
SuperAdventure
The follow-up movie to Superbad is called Adventureland. Aprently no one told them that this is the name of a place in Disney but who cares. Now for anyone who hates trailers that give out the story or "all the best parts" (you know who you are effing Rambo!!!) this is how to make a trailer.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Chill lessons from Citibank CS
And she started out so well. I guess she really needed the money for some Valium or something.
Did anyone else notice that she sounds like shes in a bathroom? maybe she was trying to withdraw from the toilet.
Did anyone else notice that she sounds like shes in a bathroom? maybe she was trying to withdraw from the toilet.
Family Guy vs. Bale
So Christian Bale been flipping out lately and the family guy dude decided he should have a run in with Peter Griffith.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Women Drivers FTL
I know alot of women drivers and thank God none of them (well actually... you know who you are!!!) drive like this.
As my friend just said "How do you even begin to explain that to your parents?" Well, just show em the video.
As my friend just said "How do you even begin to explain that to your parents?" Well, just show em the video.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Robin FTW
Robin needs to learn Tact.
Bitch slapped across the face! Oddly enough there are no *Kapow* marks...
Bitch slapped across the face! Oddly enough there are no *Kapow* marks...
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Budlight: The Office
Bud makes the best commercials, here's one from the Superbowl.
That's the same reaction i got when i gave everyone at the office a copy of my Mission Vision, I did however get a squinty-eyed girl to follow me. What? that was a movie? You mean that didn't happen? What the hell, next thing you know you'll tell me I'm not Black.
That's the same reaction i got when i gave everyone at the office a copy of my Mission Vision, I did however get a squinty-eyed girl to follow me. What? that was a movie? You mean that didn't happen? What the hell, next thing you know you'll tell me I'm not Black.
Monday, February 2, 2009
Teach your dog to Hate Satan
Sparky really really doesn't like Satan... better watch out evil one! Sparky's got it out for you.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
All The Single Ladies! part 2
This purely for the enjoyment of all the single ladies out there.
Enjoy.
Was it everything you thought it would be? How would you liket o wake up in the morning to some of that? Bring it on Stay Puff
Here's an interesting observation... is that his gut or.. something...else? OMG I'm gonna throw up now
Enjoy.
Was it everything you thought it would be? How would you liket o wake up in the morning to some of that? Bring it on Stay Puff
Here's an interesting observation... is that his gut or.. something...else? OMG I'm gonna throw up now
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Jan 27, Rex Manning Day
From now on, I declare Jan 27 to be Rex Manning day (mostly because i really can't find the day.. the closest i can come up with is the release date Oct 20.. but that's too far away)
So Friends, if you're feeling a little down today. Remember,don't feel sad, It's freaking Rex Manning Day.
So Friends, if you're feeling a little down today. Remember,don't feel sad, It's freaking Rex Manning Day.
Monday, January 26, 2009
All The Single Ladies!
For the Becks... because somehow I figure you'd enjoy this....
Eat your heart out Beyonce!
Eat your heart out Beyonce!
HypnoDog
Who knew cupcakes could have so much power over canines.
They say Boobies will have the same effect on me, what's that? don't believe it? Ni ether do i, any volunteers to test this theory?
They say Boobies will have the same effect on me, what's that? don't believe it? Ni ether do i, any volunteers to test this theory?
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Are you ready? Let's get it on!
Funny what you can get away with as long as its cute huh?
Good times.
Good times.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Epic Fail of the Day
So I was passing by Brazil Brazil and noticed the promo sign they had. It instantly reminded me of one of those Jay Leno Headlines segments. Well I guess if you're having a sausage buffet there are many names you can come up with but did no one really notice this?
Sausage Fest, really? Imagine if the genius behind this was selling cats? Oh yeah, you know what it would say.
Sausage Fest, really? Imagine if the genius behind this was selling cats? Oh yeah, you know what it would say.
Slip N' Slide Japan!
Leave it to the Japanese to yet again innovate the daily gameshow with another groundbreaking challenge.
See how far you can slide (or swim apparently)ontop of some oiled-up Japanese girls in Bikinis. Now that's ENTERTAINMENT!
UPDATE!: check out the second part of the show. it's even more disturbing when the girls stuff little balls into the contestants shorts.
OMG Japan Rocks!
See how far you can slide (or swim apparently)ontop of some oiled-up Japanese girls in Bikinis. Now that's ENTERTAINMENT!
UPDATE!: check out the second part of the show. it's even more disturbing when the girls stuff little balls into the contestants shorts.
OMG Japan Rocks!
Pastrami Goodness from Earle's
If you happen to be near an Earle's Deli you have to try getting yourself a beef pastrami sandwich, but don't forget to add an extra 100 grams of pastrami. If you like horseradish get that on the side and prepare yourself for a pastramigasm. Possibly multi-pastramigasms.
Now that's a damn good sandwich. (about P160 with the extra pastrami already! woot)
Now that's a damn good sandwich. (about P160 with the extra pastrami already! woot)Hate Scarry, Love Odette
Because I think Odette Yustman is clearly a goddess, I will watch anything shes in. Even a "pee-in-my-pants" movie like The Unborn. Now THAT's dedication.
Say what you want about Micheal "Standing 360-degree camera shot" Bay, but he knows how to pick actresses for his Movie. I bet you Odette will be bigger than Megan Fox, unless Fox pulls a crafty move and releases a scandal -- then everyone wins. See, Competition is healthy.
Say what you want about Micheal "Standing 360-degree camera shot" Bay, but he knows how to pick actresses for his Movie. I bet you Odette will be bigger than Megan Fox, unless Fox pulls a crafty move and releases a scandal -- then everyone wins. See, Competition is healthy.
Sandbox Bacon Special
Thanks to Mari for this Bacolicious add-on...mmm bacon.
Click here
Yes the power of bacon, makes everything taste better!
Click here
Yes the power of bacon, makes everything taste better!
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
The Evolution of Dance
Thanks to DJ Don for this clip.
The evolution of dance!
Now If only they could get some hotter girls to do crazy shit like this or giant fatty panda bears.. awww
The evolution of dance!
Now If only they could get some hotter girls to do crazy shit like this or giant fatty panda bears.. awww
The Ulitmate Bacon Melt
They call it the Bacon McFatty.
Pretty simple:
1. Make 2 grilled cheese sandwiches with bacon inside (yuum)
2. Use the 2 Grilled cheese sandwiches as the BUN for the Bacon McFatty.
3. Place a Burger patty on top of one grilled cheese sandwich, top with cheese and add more bacon.
4. Place the other Grilled cheese sandwich on top and presto..
Now if that doesnt soothe your bacon-cheese craving nothing ever wi.. well actually you can DOUBLE IT UP.
But don't come crying to me when you can't get a date on Friday night because your ass is so fat. and especially don't go blaming me once you can't see your penis anymore.
Pretty simple:
1. Make 2 grilled cheese sandwiches with bacon inside (yuum)
2. Use the 2 Grilled cheese sandwiches as the BUN for the Bacon McFatty.
3. Place a Burger patty on top of one grilled cheese sandwich, top with cheese and add more bacon.
4. Place the other Grilled cheese sandwich on top and presto..
Now if that doesnt soothe your bacon-cheese craving nothing ever wi.. well actually you can DOUBLE IT UP.
But don't come crying to me when you can't get a date on Friday night because your ass is so fat. and especially don't go blaming me once you can't see your penis anymore.
Monday, January 12, 2009
Baby Jean Claude
Remember that trailer of JCVD I posted before, the movie sucked (as is the case with really good trailers).
However there was one scene from the movie that caught my attention. Dramatic stuff from Jean Claude's childhood.
Take that Chuck Norris!
However there was one scene from the movie that caught my attention. Dramatic stuff from Jean Claude's childhood.
Take that Chuck Norris!
New Transformers Movie Poster
The new movie poster for Transformers was released yesterday. Someone better tell Micheal Bay that he'd make a hell of alot more buzz if it just had Megan Fox on it*pow*.. shes so peertey.
The Baconator
My first food entry (upon request)
I dunno how to review food but i do know how Anthony Bourdain would do it WWABD?
The Baconator, a name that sounds like a fatty melt from the future, ready to destroy any would be diet it comes across. A rich double patty with melted cheese and stuffed with 4 magnificent pieces of bacon and a hefty bun to hold all the goodness together, ladies and gentlemen we may have a winner.
Of course, being the avid bacon-man myself I couldn't resist adding an extra 4 strips of bacon in there for added goodness.
For the price, about P220 and you'll be getting a mouthful. But still not as big as you'd expect. Delivery time was about 60-65 mins (goto www.hamburgers.ph). I was glad i could order online, they even called my cellphone to verify. But damn, more than an hour to deliver - preposterous!
Taste was okay, typical wendy's burger actually. The bacon itself wasn't as crispy as I'd like and this burger suffers from the "bacon pull" effect, where you end up pulling all the bacon out after biting.
Still, worth a try and much better than that garbage bacon burger from Jollibee.
I dunno how to review food but i do know how Anthony Bourdain would do it WWABD?
The Baconator, a name that sounds like a fatty melt from the future, ready to destroy any would be diet it comes across. A rich double patty with melted cheese and stuffed with 4 magnificent pieces of bacon and a hefty bun to hold all the goodness together, ladies and gentlemen we may have a winner.
Of course, being the avid bacon-man myself I couldn't resist adding an extra 4 strips of bacon in there for added goodness.
For the price, about P220 and you'll be getting a mouthful. But still not as big as you'd expect. Delivery time was about 60-65 mins (goto www.hamburgers.ph). I was glad i could order online, they even called my cellphone to verify. But damn, more than an hour to deliver - preposterous!
Taste was okay, typical wendy's burger actually. The bacon itself wasn't as crispy as I'd like and this burger suffers from the "bacon pull" effect, where you end up pulling all the bacon out after biting.
Still, worth a try and much better than that garbage bacon burger from Jollibee.
Life without Garfield
I happened across this site called Garfield without Garfield.
It's pretty funny, but what's really interesting is the whole premise --removing Garfield shows you something about Jon Arbucke."It is a journey deep into the mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and depression in a quiet American suburb."
And if you think about it, Garfield never really talks (he's always in thought bubbles) back to Jon. Wow, pretty deep stuff for a Garfield comic huh?
Here's the link CLICK HERE
It's pretty funny, but what's really interesting is the whole premise --removing Garfield shows you something about Jon Arbucke."It is a journey deep into the mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and depression in a quiet American suburb."
And if you think about it, Garfield never really talks (he's always in thought bubbles) back to Jon. Wow, pretty deep stuff for a Garfield comic huh?
Here's the link CLICK HERE
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Fatty Hamster is in Jail
Fatty Hamster is behind bars.
I don't really know why this is postworthy. But i do know comic hijinx when i see it. And by the way, i have it from a good source that Fatty is a boy.. you can see his pink manhood if you look closely, perve!
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Japanese Teaser of the Day
Jap movies are usually filled with violence and women in sexy school girl outfits. But hey, they know how to make a good teaser too. Mind you, still with the violence and school girl outfit.
For more than half of that teaser I was wondering what the hell she was doing just standing there. Then *pow* ninja kick to the head!!! But still, getting sucker kicked in the head from a Japanese School girl has its benefits, all directly related to the type of underwear said kicker is wearing (or not wearing - oh yeah).
For more than half of that teaser I was wondering what the hell she was doing just standing there. Then *pow* ninja kick to the head!!! But still, getting sucker kicked in the head from a Japanese School girl has its benefits, all directly related to the type of underwear said kicker is wearing (or not wearing - oh yeah).
The Apple Wheel
Apple has introduced the first Laptop with No Keyboard!!!
Before you guys get all riled up, no it's not real.
I call shenanigans or tomfoolery if you will.
Before you guys get all riled up, no it's not real.
I call shenanigans or tomfoolery if you will.
Monday, January 5, 2009
Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals
It's back.
Damned NBC decided that all their content is for US audiences only, so for some reason we can't watch or link video from NBC (and the service provider HULU.com)
So what am i to do? I found the whole video and edited it myself.
.|.(^^) --> me giving them the middle finger.
Ladies and gentlemen, Once again, Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals.
Lets hope no one takes this down too...
Note: here's the old follow-up link, Wahlberg's response to this skit click here
Damned NBC decided that all their content is for US audiences only, so for some reason we can't watch or link video from NBC (and the service provider HULU.com)
So what am i to do? I found the whole video and edited it myself.
.|.(^^) --> me giving them the middle finger.
Ladies and gentlemen, Once again, Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals.
Lets hope no one takes this down too...
Note: here's the old follow-up link, Wahlberg's response to this skit click here
The Korean Boy
Thanks to Sexy Katie for submitting this wonderful video for everyone to enjoy.
3 Words. Korean. Pop. Sensation.
FAIL.
3 Words. Korean. Pop. Sensation.
FAIL.
Kathy Griffin FTW
So the D-lister girl was co-hosting the New Year's Eve coverage for CNN and she was being heckled. Gotta love the comeback. Gotta frown on the timing.
See what she did there? eh? eh?
See what she did there? eh? eh?
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