The day i realized I was getting old was when some young guy went up to me and asked "So, what was James Bond like before?". I said he was just like this Bond, except all his gadgets were made to undress women. And he didn't move much, most of the villains would just walk into his bullets.
You know who'd make a really good Bond?, Samuel (don't forget the L) Jackson... "Shaken, not Motherfucking Stirred Bitch!" (then he'd make his eyes really big and stare at the waitress til her clothes fell off.. good times)
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