Halloween Costumes

So Halloween is fast and approaching so i thought i might throw out some costume ideas for you.. well you meaning YOU if you're a hot sexy mama or YOU meaning your hot sexy girl.

Lady Liberty. "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free from the oppression of pants and underwear!" By the way the flame shes carrying comes in optional with vibrate mode.

Sexy pilgrim. Her turn ons include large buckles, corn, and seeing her husband's naked ankles.

You're never going to guess who this one is. Go on. I'll give you a minute.

The machete and the Jason mask/purse should tip you off. No, no, it's not Jason. It's Mrs. Voorhees. More horror movies should have hot female lead guys, then I'll go watch.

Like the Costume, hate the model... or maybe that's a mask? Your honor i object. Sexy defense lawyer to the rescue!

Sexy Prosecutor. I guess prosecutors are more likely to a) wear jackets and b) lean more toward browns. It's more offensive or something. Denny Crane

However, they both have to answer to sexy Judge. This is *actually* what judges wear behind the bench; that's why they sit back there.

And you thought fast-food workers couldn't be sexy. How wrong you were. I know I'm a thigh man but this time i prefer the BREASTS.

Sexy Freddy, obviously. Atleast her other hand is uh.. "friendlier"

It's probably going to be hard for you to guess what this one is, so I'll just tell you. See those things on either side of her head? Those are ears. She's a lamb. And if she remains Silent, she will be the perfect woman.


So does the Butler get to do her too? Elementary dear Watson.

SEXY MAIL CARRIER. With my singing stripper telegram in hand.

Of course, the sexy nun. I'm going to hell.

Sexy Safari Jane. With pawprints on her boobs, of course. Damn horny bears, curse you lucky woodland creatures! Curse you!!!

Ah, yes, sexy tin man. The perfect pick up line in a bar if you catch a chick with this outfit on "You look like you need some Oil..."
or! or!
"Hey i guess you need some lube"
or! or!
"I'll give you a heart if you give me some head"
POW!

Sexy Cruella. Because women who skin dalmatian puppies to make coats are HOTTER in real life than in cartoons.


Hot Plumber, including the plumber's crack. Her pin says, "We polish pipes." Classy.


Anymore costumes? send em to me and i'll post them. I'm still looking for the classic "school girl" always a crowd pleaser.